hybridthry: wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation (via boobiesprinkle)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via boobiesprinkle)

“I love them in museums, on buses, sitting compact in trains and on airplanes, running their fingers through their hair, drunk at parties, stumbling home, long-limbed and full of awkward grace, boys, yes, lay on top of me or lay beside me, breathe light into my ear. I love them angry and confrontational or soft and philosophical. I want to curl up inside of them, read their palms, make them pasta and bread from scratch. I love them kissing me in the backseat of a taxi cab or alone on the street corner, lost, trying to find their way home. I love their throats, their knobby elbows, their spines beneath a soft cotton shirt. I love them at home, poised readily over my Keurig, asking which flavor, if I want sugar. I love their hands in my hair, undoing the braid, fingernails to my scalp, yes, more, please don’t stop. I love them in doorways, at the grocery store among the cereals and unpronounceable cheeses; I love them at night, pale shadows under lampposts, walking away from me and into the men they’re going to be.”
mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
“But I’d rather sleep with junkies than with angels As the moonlight turns all of us to werewolves And sunrise, it’s just a gorgeous bedtime, The way the light hits the cheap wine.”
utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
carnivorouscats:

Phil Of Whitechapel & Mitch of Suicide Silence
I feel like most girls don’t react to getting catcalled in the parking lot by tripping, dropping their phone, slamming their purse in the car door, then shuffling awkwardly away. I should be forced to wear a badge that says, “warning: do not make sudden movements or loud sounds.”

I feel like most girls don’t react to getting catcalled in the parking lot by tripping, dropping their phone, slamming their purse in the car door, then shuffling awkwardly away. I should be forced to wear a badge that says, “warning: do not make sudden movements or loud sounds.”