mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
“But I’d rather sleep with junkies than with angels As the moonlight turns all of us to werewolves And sunrise, it’s just a gorgeous bedtime, The way the light hits the cheap wine.”
utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
carnivorouscats:

Phil Of Whitechapel & Mitch of Suicide Silence
I feel like most girls don’t react to getting catcalled in the parking lot by tripping, dropping their phone, slamming their purse in the car door, then shuffling awkwardly away. I should be forced to wear a badge that says, “warning: do not make sudden movements or loud sounds.”

I feel like most girls don’t react to getting catcalled in the parking lot by tripping, dropping their phone, slamming their purse in the car door, then shuffling awkwardly away. I should be forced to wear a badge that says, “warning: do not make sudden movements or loud sounds.”

superduperjellyfish:

coordinatebraintomouth:

Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn’t? None of them had an answer. And one-by-one the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see.  When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping off his nail polish. I asked him why he was doing that an he said that one time he wore his sister’s nail polish and his dad gave him a “whoopin’”. And then, in the meekest voice I’ve very heard, he whispers, “but next time I come to [the program], I think I’ll just paint them again, anyways… I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too.” I half-smiled and whispered back, “I think you might be right.” And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover.
And that was the coolest moment of my day.

And you are definitely a great person
hellray:

lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Jean Paul Gaultier for the young and old at Paris Fashion Week

I love older individuals with mohawks. Gray/silver above all.


This is absolutely awesome.